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The
Unofficial History of the Lucky Dog Music Hall
April,
1759: Zebadaiah
Godin, a cheese-maker from Denmark, makes the pilgrimage to the New
World, survives a shipwreck, and lands in Plymouth on April 1. After
making a small fortune as a "man of cards," he is forced to
flee Boston due to an indiscreet encounter with the wife of the local
apothecary. He settles in Worcester, and opens Ye Olde Lucky Dog Public
House on Green Street.
January
16, 1762: Cock
Fights are held for the first time at The Dog. Big Red begins a reign
of 126 consecutive fights without a loss. He quickly becomes known as
the Cock That Wouldnt Quit.
March 12, 1762:
Zebadaiahs Birthday. Big Red loses his first fight. Chicken is
served at the birthday dinner. It is said to be tough.
April, 1775: The
Revolutionary War begins. Zebadaiah adds the back bar.
August,
1782: Zebadaiah
marries Annie Wilkinson, a woman of some notoriety, famous for some
"tricks" she was able to perform in the backrooms and parlors
of some of Worcesters more disreputable establishments.
September, 1800: Sir
Morgan Atwater, a former barber who achieved knighthood after removing
an ingrown toenail from the left foot of a favorite nephew of King George,
arrives in Boston to begin a new life. He arrives in Worcester six days
later. Four days after that he acquires the nickname Morgan The Bastard.
September 30, 1801:
Morgan The Bastard, under circumstances forever clouded in mystery,
wins Ye Olde Lucky Dog in a game of chance from Zebadaiah, and after
a heated argument, kills Zebadaiah in a duel fought behind the Rotman
Brothers furniture building. Annie Godin disappears into the night,
never to return to Worcester. Ye Olde Lucky Dog is renamed Sir Morgans
Cove and operates under that name for almost 200 years.
January
10, 1802:
After a difficult labor, Annie Godin gives birth to Ezekiel Godin and
dies shortly thereafter. Ezekiel is left-handed and is said to cry a
lot.
July,
1821:
Ezekiel Godin, yearning for a life of adventure, finds work on a whaling
ship out of New Bedford as a spout-master. It is in this bustling port
town, on a night out to celebrate the birth of his second son, Thomas,
that Ezekiel first hears the tale of Ye Olde Lucky Dog and Morgan The
Bastard. After throwing back one last mug of grog, and vowing revenge,
he steps out into the street where he is promptly run over by an out-of-control
stage and killed. (On an interesting side note, earlier in the evening
he was regaling a young fellow named Herman with tales of some of his
whaling adventures. These tales would later form the foundation of a
novel of some critical importance.)
1821-:
Atwaters come and go, Godins come and go.
November
13, 1930: Failed
assassination attempt on Leon Trotsky when he comes out of hiding while
in exile to attend Charlie Chaplin Night at Sir Morgans Cove.
A guy named Gus foils the attempt.
April,
1941:
Frank Sinatra plays the first of fourteen sold out shows at Sir Morgans.
JP Godin, after serving as a Red Cross volunteer in Italy during the
early stages of World War II, returns to Worcester after spending the
summer on Ibiza with his friend Ernie, a fellow Red Cross volunteer,
who would go on to become a more than reputable novelist of some acclaim.
October 29-31, 1955:
Buddy Holly & the Crickets play three shows at Sir Morgans
Cove. It is during the Halloween Show that Buddy becomes enamored of
Peggy Sue D'Errico, one of the shooter girls. She later throws up in
the back of his Cadillac and he writes a song about her.
May
17, 1956: A
young Elvis Presley opens for local favorites the Del-Tatnucs. He forgets
the words to Mystery Train but does a fine show otherwise.
June
5, 1957: Fats
Domino pukes on Little Richards shoes in the mens room,
and James Brown gets locked in the cooler.
August
14, 1959: Jerry
Lee Lewis knifes a guy during the 2nd of three blistering sets.
February,
1964:
The Beatles do an impromptu set as a warm-up for the Ed Sullivan Show.
John notices a Japanese exchange student dancing down front, but she
leaves before the set is over and he never sees her again.
December 11, 1966:
The Dave Clark Five and Bobby Fuller co-headline. Someone lights off
a stink bomb in the mens room and almost burns the building down.
April
23, 1969:
During Flower Power Wednesday Grace Slick wins the erotic banana eating
contest, Jimmy Hendricks performs a scorching cover of Row Row Row Your
Boat, and Gerry Garcia eats some stuff.
1967-1970:
(Exact date unknown.) Eric Godin is born in a carnival trailer behind
the Fun-O-Rama at the Barnstable County Fair on Cape Cod. He is said
to be a handsome baby, and that he is quiet and eats a lot.
September
7, 1971: The
Who plays Tommy at a fundraiser for the Quinsigamond Archery Club. Keith
Moon passes out twice during the set, the power goes out from Worcester
to Natick, and the National Guard is called in. Almost $90 is raised.
February
24, 1973: Yes
plays a three hour set. Not a single beer is sold and two people slip
into a coma.
July
13, 1975:
As a result of maybe the worst scheduling ever, Black Sabbath opens
for the Captain & Tennille. It takes the police to pull them apart.
The Captain & Tennille remain the only band to ever have received
a lifetime ban from Sir Morgans Cove.
1976:
Eric Godin quits peewee football and the cub scouts on the same day.
He buys his first New York Dolls record and takes up the bass guitar.
July
19, 1977: Alice
Cooper and the Everly Brothers, on the first leg of their comeback tour,
play together. In a show of mutual respect Alice covers Cathys
Clown, and the Everlys play No More Mister Nice Guy, and Phil Everly
bites the head off a parakeet. He later gets sick.
March
17, 1979: Sham
69 and The Clash headline. Joe Strummer pulls a live turtle from its
shell and bites its head off on stage during London Burning.
October
5, 1979:
Disco Hell plays its first show at Sir Morgans Cove.
February 14, 1981:
Bruce Springsteen plays a seven-hour show and fixes some guys car between
encores. He runs out of songs half way through and just starts over.
A waste removal company is brought in the next day to clean the testosterone
off the floor.
More to come...
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