
Dwayne has every episode of Alice
on video, once dressed up as Flo for Halloween, and has "Kiss My
Grits" tattooed on the small of his back.
Twinkies do not technically
belong to any of the 4 major food groups.
The Jager-Bomb was originally invented
by Valerie Bertinelli during a weekend of heavy partying in the White
Mountains with Greg and Wayne.
Ericks buddy list on AOL
includes Charles Nelson Reilly and Prince.
The Deadites actually formed after
originally meeting as the cast of MTVs The Real World, Boise,
which never aired due to the death of Shabaz as a result of the now
infamous "Scattergories Incident."
Laurie owns a unicycle and has
won the Central Mass Freestyle Unicycle Championship, Ladies Division,
three years in a row. (She was the first woman unicyclist to ever pull
off a triple-buzzard in state competition.) She is currently ranked
7th in the United States in the super flyweight division.
Pants are for losers. |
Fun
Facts:
Heavy Pete once killed a guy with a nutcracker and a spork.
Wayne owns every album by the New Kids On The Block, except for the
Christmas Album. (Wayne hates Christmas music.)
Bill likes licorice whips because he can tie them into knots and then
eat the knots.
Noelle has a school-bus drivers license and a tattoo on her left
thigh of an eagle killing a serpent.
The Disco Hell guys do yoga on Tuesdays.
Cost of setting the high score on the Movie Trivia Game: $478; satisfaction
of having a higher score than Swimslax: priceless.
Greg was once a member of the United States Luge Team and competeed
in the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid.
Rob has pet gerbils named Pete and Tony.
Ed Zeppelin, also known as "Ed the Jackal," is wanted in 12
countries for various war crimes.
Tony sleeps in a Lucy Lawless t-shirt.
Theres a ghost in the ladies room named Kippy.
Nikki knows a really dirty joke about a priest, a rabbi, and a tuna
fish. Ask her to tell it to you.
Amy once won a fortune in Vegas playing blackjack but then blew it all
on coke, whores, and calls to Miss Cleo.
All the members of Sumo are ordained ministers and perform weddings
and funerals in their spare time.
Nina knows kung fu and can break a block of ice with her head.
Darryll collects dead AAA batteries.
Hootie and the Blowfish suck.
So does Sting.
Most appendixes are ready to come out at 19.
Theres a dead guy buried in the basement. (Well, at least hes
dead by now.)
Tucker was once a star forward for the California Golden Seals, until
a tragic zamboni incident ended his career, and his dream.
The Mullet Head guys attend ballroom dancing class on Wednesdays.
According to the FDA, every medium size jar of blueberry or rasberry
jam can legally have up to 1.72 ounces of schekta in it.
Duncan knows a guy who was killed with a nutcracker and a spork.
Barney Frank once beat up a rodeo clown in the mens room.
Shawn was once in an Eggo commercial when he was ten years old. |